Dear homeowner,
If the above stuff excites you even just a little – I urge you to make yourself a cup of tea and lock the door because you are about to make the best decision of your life.
We get it.
Seriously.
You really should be busy with your family, Not waking up to another mess. *Arghh*
Battling old-timers to get the job done well and on time.
Or constantly watching over reckless young sparkies.
To get charged more than you were told? *why me?*
Paying for the same problem you thought was fixed, now a recurring headache with safety concerns, another hefty bill driving you mad.
In exchange for more problems? *Sighs*
And with nobody to hold accountable?!! *Not funny*
*I’mma pull out my eyelashes if I end up spending more than I expect every single time – anymore*
We’d rather rub chillis in our eyes than let this happen.
But this isn’t about us.
It’s about you and…
Your family.
You are sick of Google’s most reviewed electricians getting away with charging you an arm and a leg for half-baked fixes & promises.
And still not getting what you want… (for Christ’s sake)
*I wish I hadn’t called em*
If that sounds like you, we have a good news: Look, you’re young (maybe you’re old) and we wanna tell you…
Renovation?
Installation?
Repairing?
Your son’s electronic toy?
Anything electrical?
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Here’s some proof:
*You gotta scroll down😁*
*pumps fist into sky*
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We would be too.
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*cue angels singing*
Thanks for taking the time to read this page and I look forward to hearing from you soon!
Gerad Ramzi | Founder
Ho-lee-sh*t
Seriously? Still reading?
Who hurt you?…
Okay, look, amigo. This is a very limited offer because we can only serve a few customers best at one time.
So, we are giving away only 10 FREE inspections (that cost $150) to Adelaide homeowners this week only.
And I don’t know when we’ll make it free again.
And this isn’t some sort of fake scarcity.
We’ve closed down multiple times before.
But if this page is still here, then the offer is live.
*pumps fist into the sky*
So act now and just hit the damn CLAIM IT NOW button.
No hidden costs of any kind.
Pinky promise.
“Duuuuuuuuude, who works so hard to ‘give-away’ a FREE inspection?”
Well, know this…
We know you’re skeptical.
We would be too.
And everyone is after your hard-earned money.
That’s why we’re offering a 100% FREE, no-obligation call to show you exactly what your problem is and how to best fix it. No catch. No B.S.
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Listen, giddyup, okay?
Tick-tock.
Tick-tock.
You won’t regret it.
Holy shit pickles! Still with me…What do ya need to see? Magic? Is that what you want.
Look, I don’t know what else to tell you…
What I will say is this…
I’m so confident our services will get you exactly what you want and need so you never have to put your hard-earned money behind crappy sparkies
And if we fail you, I’ll even give you back the money you spent on giving us some nice tea and you don’t need to pay a single penny for anything.
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How’s that for magic?
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